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OT + wife, mom of five sharing family routines, mom hacks, and easy, allergy friendly meals for real life-real messy motherhood.

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Hi, I’m Emily- the Functional Mombie

I’m an occupational therapist, school based OT, pelvic health specialist (PCES certified), and a mom of five. I know what it feels like to juggle work, home, kids, laundry, dinner, anxiety, overstimulation and the never ending mental load…all while trying to keep your house AND your sanity!

Here, everything is warm and easily accessible. Tips and routines that actually fit real life, not perfectly staged Pinterest homes.

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